Pinky Promise?

oomshi:

I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have

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strifeanddeath:

shalrath:

But i’m a crepe

i’m a weirdough

what the hell am i doughing here

i doughnut belong here

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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thegashlycrumbdalton:

Friendly reminder: erasure is not equality.

thegashlycrumbdalton:

Friendly reminder: erasure is not equality.

(Source: superqueerartsyblog, via hemo-candy)

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

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imallforspooky:

ladyavenger:

64kbps:

64kbps:

can firebenders bend hot people

18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website

yes

image

I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT

(Source: shalrath, via pizza-harlot)

the only thing worse than your otp dying

is half of your otp dying

#also having your otp be brittana

(Source: clarinet-oswald, via hemosnixuality)